I SAW IT FIRST BLOG

In last night’s episode the Islanders played mummies and daddies looking after 7 new mini Islanders. There was plenty of crying and not just from the babies. Anna and Jordan went down the split custody route with no resolution to the India situation whilst Tommy and Molly won the challenge (no surprise there). Curtis and Jordan attempted to apologise to Anna but ya girl was having NONE of it. Anna has been so strong in a situation that many girls would struggle with, she’s not afraid to speak her mind and will not settle for a half-hearted apology. Last nights...

The most explosive episode to date. We saw the repercussions of the Side Bar of Shame and it was all #dramz. Harley felt that Chris had mugged her off in the challenge so he apologised in the best Chris way - with toast spelling out sorry 😍. Molly-Mae had to seek reassurance from beau Tommy once again and Ovie and India had to talk money. Jordan confided in Curtis that he liked India, Curtis ran off and told Maura and Maura spilled the tea to BFF Anna. Now that’s Girl Code. If Jordan and India’s conversations are all as deep...

We’re in the last week of Love Island which only means this time next week we actually have to find something else to watch at 9pm?! But before we have a meltdown on that fact we won’t be gossiping about who’s getting pied by pied, let’s recap on last night. The return of Side Bar of Shame was back, seeing the islanders guess which tweets were about them. It was going so well for Chris before he decided to swill himself after given the headline love island fans think *blank* is meant to be with *blank*. And if it couldn’t...

The Love Island finale is just days away, but the Spanish villa continues to heat up, giving us all plenty of gossip. OBSESSED! Last week we saw Joanna Chimonides get dumped from the island, as well as three new bombshells take her place. Oh, and how could we not talk about Michael admitting he still had feelings for Amber? Unlucky for Michael, she decided to pie him for new boy, Greg. But come on Michael, you had your chance… awks! In last night’s ep, Jordan took his relationship with Anna to the next level and called the boys for advice...

Just like Molly, Anna and Maura we were PRAYING that Amber’s date with new boy Greg went well. After a lil mishap with door 😂 the pair seemed to have a good date. The new pro rugby player/fully qualified solicitor (brains and brawn) said that he thought Amber deserved to be spoilt. We couldn’t agree more. The new girls were welcomed into the villa with open arms and it seems glam girl India is a bit of Chris AND Ovie and both girls have their sights set on our boy Ovie. Is this our first love square?! There were some...

Last night’s ep kicked off with the islanders saying their goodbyes to our Casa Amor babe Joanna Chimonides. Does this mean Michael will now crack on with Amber?! Looks like Joanna made it clear last night that she’s given him the “green light” to do so. And just when it couldn’t be any more awks, she told ITV she expected Michael to leave with her, but also admitted her and Amber are on good terms. We’re here for that! Meanwhile, Curtis stirred up even more gossip by telling Francesca he’s going to crack on with Maura, whilst Anton and Belle...

After struggling to find “the one”, Anton is finally loved up with beau Belle, especially after she offered to shave his behind (cringe). But was he willing to throw everything away to become Archbishop of Banter-bury? The 24-year-old headed out on a lads trip with Jordan and Tommy to grab the groceries whilst checking out the checkout girl, revealing to the lads he should’ve given her his number on the back of the receipt - despite the fact ITV are holding his phone hostage whilst competing in the show. Awks! Meanwhile, Curtis is playing with fire after he admits he’s...

After the emotional departure of Amy Hart, the temperature only gets hotter in the Love Island villa. Maura Higgins continues to crack on with Curtis, while Amber is unable to put her feelings for Michael aside. New islanders, Chris and Francesca add to the fire pot and stir up even more gossip. OBSESSED! Following on from Thursday’s ep where we were treated to Curtis’ (sexy) dance and saw Michael’s heart race fastest for old flame Amber, the islanders couldn’t stop talking about it. GOT A TEXT! The islanders chose official power couple, Molly-Mae and Tommy to spend a cosy night...

Last night’s Love Island ep opened with newbies Francesca and Chris entering the villa and choosing two islanders each to take on dates. Things got awkward for Maura as she was whisked away on a picnic with new bombshell Chris, whilst trying to listen in on Curtis’ date with Francesca to get all the goss. Meanwhile, Amber gets emotional with the girls over her feelings for Michael and didn’t realise how hard it would be watching him crack on with Joanna. We also watched the girls and boys take part in a challenge where they had to turn each other...

In last night’s Love Island ep we were treated to one of our fave power couples and now official GF and BF, Tommy and Molly-Mae whisper the special “L” word to one another. OBSESSED! Meanwhile, Marvin shoots his shot with Amber but his poor efforts to flirt didn’t impress Amber and she pied him straight away. Soz Marvin! But we didn’t have all the lols last night. After an emotional split with half-boyfriend Curtis last week, last night Amy announced to the rest of the islanders she would be leaving the villa for good. I think we can all agree...

In last night’s Love Island ep we saw Anton and Casa Amor bombshell, Belle Hassan, head out on their first date to milk some cute spanish goats… Belle’s ideal activity for a first date, right? Wrong. Despite admitting goats aren’t her thing, she confessed that Anton definitely was. Too cute! But the cuteness didn’t stop there. Tommy Fury asked Molly-Mae to officially be this girlfriend with a little help from Ellie Belly. BBFL Curtis also helped as he wrote a little message using the girls’ eye-liner which was attached to Molly-Mae’s stuffed toy, waiting for her to open it on...

The villa continues to heat up as our favourite islanders deal with the aftermath of the Casa Amor recoupling. In Friday night’s ep, we saw our OG power couple call it a day on their half-relationship for good, as Curtis couldn’t see a future with ex half-girlfriend Amy…*insert heartbroken emoji here*. Meanwhile, Maura sees this as the perfect opportunity to get Curtis to teach her how to dance and also admit to the nation she has feelings for him. Awks! Michael and Amber make amends by ending their conversation with all the lols. OBSESSED! But the goss doesn’t stop there....